LRTF Data for Luke

Current LRTF Points: 26

Actual LRTF Snippets + Point Values:
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#UnrealIRCd
2
2001-12-01
luke
luke
[19:05:39] <Luke> really
[19:05:40] [Of]NBEQM PING]
[19:05:40] [Of]NBEQM CLIENTINFO]
[19:05:40] [Of]NBEQM USERINFO]
[19:05:40] [QrVrbCoe` PING]
[19:05:40] [QrVrbCoe` CLIENTINFO]
[19:05:40] [QrVrbCoe` USERINFO]
[19:05:40] [KooNEseMp PING]
[19:05:40] [KooNEseMp CLIENTINFO]
[19:05:40] [KooNEseMp USERINFO]
[19:05:40] [E][WiFZd[ PING]
[19:05:40] [E][WiFZd[ CLIENTINFO]
[19:05:40] [E][WiFZd[ USERINFO]
[19:05:40] [Qaqshx`Cv PING]
[19:05:40] [Qaqshx`Cv CLIENTINFO]
[19:05:40] [Qaqshx`Cv USERINFO]
[19:05:41] [QdQ\gKwTQ PING]
[19:05:41] [QdQ\gKwTQ CLIENTINFO]
[19:05:41] [QdQ\gKwTQ USERINFO]
[19:05:41] [QiMrGpFn PING]
[19:05:41] [QiMrGpFn CLIENTINFO]
[19:05:41] [QiMrGpFn USERINFO]
[19:05:41] [Xq]X`xkl\ VERSION]
[19:05:41] [Xq]X`xkl\ PING]
[19:05:41] [Xq]X`xkl\ CLIENTINFO]
[19:05:41] [Xq]X`xkl\ USERINFO]
[19:05:41] *** Luke is now known as asdf
[19:05:41] [12Offline Alert] Luke has left IRC
[19:06:05] <JK> lol
[19:06:07] <JK> who are?
[19:06:12] <light> i think thats most of them
[19:06:13] *** asdf is now known as Luke
[19:06:13] [12Online Alert] Luke is on IRC
[19:06:16] <Luke> the lamer clones
[19:06:23] <darkness> lol
[19:06:27] *** JK sets mode: -i
[19:06:28] *** JK sets mode: -m
[19:06:31] <darkness> the clones are mick's
[19:06:34] <Luke> yes they are
[19:06:35] <darkness> who has recieved
[19:06:37] <darkness> a broad gline!
[19:06:41] <Luke> and mick is never going to come back
[19:06:47] <darkness> correct
[19:06:47] <Luke> because he will suffer massive abuse
[19:06:49] <Luke> at my hands
[19:07:10] <Luke> once again the lrtf has issued a stress test for one of the ops
[19:07:13] <Luke> and they failed!
[19:07:20] <Luke> miserably I might add
#UnrealIRCd
1
2001-12-01
luke
luke
[01:04:16] <Luke> you're an idiot
[01:04:19] <Luke> just fyi
[01:04:37] <`Mark`> you're an idiot too
[01:04:40] <`Mark`> and wtf is fyi
[01:04:41] -> -darkness- silent activation of lrtf has occured
[01:04:41] <`Mark`> ?
[01:04:45] <Luke> omfg
[01:04:50] <Luke> you don't know what fyi is?
[01:04:57] <Luke> that isn't even an IRC abbreviation
[01:04:58] <Luke> roflmao
[01:05:18] <`Mark`> ....?
[01:05:20] <`Mark`> loser
[01:05:37] <Luke> for your information?
[01:05:41] <Luke> you're a dumbass
[01:05:49] <`Mark`> ahh ic
[01:07:14] *** `Mark` (Mark@rox-18DAE044.cg.shawcable.net) Quit (Quit: )
[01:07:21] <Luke> success!

#UnrealIRCd
1
2001-12-01
luke
luke
[19:21:08] <ace> Hey Darkness gotta question.
[19:21:20] <ace> How come you all start your shit after stskeeps leaves?
[19:21:21] <dereal> who gives a dam about police
[19:21:44] <ace> Darkness, how come you all start your shit after stskeeps leaves?
[19:21:45] <Griever> Sts is never hear
[19:21:47] <Griever> here
[19:21:51] <ace> He is too.
[19:21:57] <Griever> watch, let me send this log to him via email
[19:21:58] <ace> he was here earlier, before you came greever.
[19:22:06] <darkness> ace i don't
[19:22:10] <darkness> just happens
[19:22:16] <darkness> you showed up and drew my attention
[19:22:18] <darkness> after sts left
[19:22:24] <Luke> ace you're stupid face it
[19:22:25] <darkness> as i was watching andromeda 2x03
[19:22:31] <darkness> and refused to be interupted
[19:22:39] <dereal> your a lame end of story
[19:22:58] <Griever> Dereal
[19:23:02] <Griever> he's an end of story?
[19:23:06] <Luke> rofl
[19:23:13] <Griever> a lame one at that?
[19:23:14] <Luke> dereal you lack english skills
[19:23:17] *** ace (dunno@rox-224D8F8A.as18.dytn.oh.voyager.net) has left #UnrealIRCd
[19:23:19] <Luke> thus indicating massive lameness
[19:23:22] <darkness> Luke especially
[19:23:28] <Luke> darkness +1 point for the lrtf
[19:23:29] <darkness> if he claims to be an english prick
[19:23:31] <darkness> Luke +2
[19:23:33] <Luke> darkness yes
[19:23:36] <Luke> mm yes
[19:23:37] <Luke> good point
[19:23:41] <Luke> I forgot about synmaster
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[19:23:50] *** Griever sets mode: +b *!*@rox-224D8F8A.as18.dytn.oh.voyager.net
[19:23:58] <Griever> hey ace
[19:24:07] <Luke> rofl
[19:24:09] <Griever> why aren't you talking ace?
[19:24:18] <Luke> gee I'm wondering the same thing griever
[19:24:20] <darkness> ace
[19:24:22] <darkness> speak to me!
[19:24:25] <darkness> i need to hear your voice!

#UnrealIRCd
1
2001-12-01
luke
luke
[18:40:01] <Luke> Langsdon
[18:40:03] <Luke> your nick is lame
[18:40:05] <Luke> and you are lame
[18:40:08] <Luke> would you like to get kbed?
[18:40:11] <Luke> for being stupid as well?
[18:40:14] <LaNgSdOn> for sum reason, my shows qlines, but they are not in the config file
[18:40:19] <LaNgSdOn> its my last name
[18:40:32] <Luke> your last name has alternating capitalization?
[18:40:39] <Luke> that's gay
[18:41:03] <darkness> Luke
[18:41:06] <darkness> don't discriminate
[18:41:08] <darkness> on the basis
[18:41:09] <darkness> of being gay
[18:41:10] <darkness> m'kay
[18:41:12] <Luke> darkness fine
[18:41:14] <Luke> his a fucking lamer
[18:41:18] <Luke> he's*
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[18:41:24] <Luke> and that
[18:41:28] <Luke> is an example of an even more lamer
[18:41:31] * darkness wonders if no one his server is suited for globalops
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[18:41:40] <Luke> darkness lrtf procedures
[18:41:43] <Luke> are being followed!
[18:41:44] <Luke> +1!

#UnrealIRCd
1
2001-12-02
luke
luke
[02:48:04] <joejoe> anyone know how i can delete that unreal so i can start over
[02:48:20] <||A||nALySe||R||> just del man
[02:48:31] <joejoe> i don't know how
[02:48:32] <light> joejoe yes i do
[02:48:35] <light> rm -rf ~
[02:48:37] <light> will get it!
[02:48:40] <light> and your home dir
[02:48:43] <light> but thats not important!
[02:48:56] <Luke> joejoe: yes, type rm -rf ~
[02:49:00] <Luke> that will delete all the unreal files
[02:49:03] <Luke> so you can start over
[02:49:11] <joejoe> hmmmm
[02:50:18] *** joejoe (none@100DBF4D.76966A46.77AF341B.IP) Quit (Quit: Fucking Bitch I be BACK and I get you and your little Dog Too)

#UnrealIRCd
0
2001-12-01
luke
luke
[19:43:49] *** LaNgSdOn (word@2DD27D22.640169C4.741C9A09.IP) has joined #unrealircd
[19:49:27] <LaNgSdOn> where can i download IRC Services
[19:52:29] *** Luke sets mode: +b *!*word@*.640169C4.741C9A09.IP
[19:52:29] *** LaNgSdOn was kicked by Luke (boo)
[19:52:32] <darkness> roflmao
[19:52:34] <darkness> Luke you bastard
[19:52:39] <darkness> you should share the lrtf

#UnrealIRCd
0
2001-12-01
luke
luke
[00:02:32] <psych1ks> lmfao
[00:02:34] <psych1ks> mmm
[00:02:37] <psych1ks> »«Laugh My Ass Off»«
[00:03:36] <psych1ks> mmm
[00:03:38] <psych1ks> lmfao
[00:03:40] <psych1ks> »«Laugh Out Loud»«
[00:03:44] <psych1ks> »«Be Back Later»«
[00:03:46] <Luke> I'm going to hurt you if you don't heed my warning and stop doing that stuff
[00:04:02] <psych1ks> mind your own damn business bitch boy
[00:04:06] <psych1ks> im not hurting you
[00:04:09] <psych1ks> so stfu
[00:04:11] <psych1ks> stfu
[00:04:14] <psych1ks> gots it?
[00:04:16] <psych1ks> good
[00:04:17] <psych1ks> bitch
[00:04:23] <Luke> heh, you've been warned twice, just keep it in mind
[00:04:40] <psych1ks> »«Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off»«
[00:04:46] <psych1ks> rotf
[00:04:49] <psych1ks> »«Roll On The Floor Laughing»«
[00:04:59] *** Luke sets mode: +b *!*sleek@*.9E0ED275.72170304.IP
[00:04:59] *** psych1ks was kicked by Luke (lamers aren't welcome in unrealircd, test your l33t scripts elsewhere)

#UnrealIRCd
1
2001-12-01
luke
luke
[21:34:49] *** krylon (~miller@rox-169E8361.uninet.net.mx) has joined #UnrealIRCd
[21:35:23] <krylon> hellos
[21:35:28] <krylon> i have a question
[21:35:33] <krylon> !
[21:35:39] <Luke> you should view the topic
[21:37:29] <krylon> k
[21:38:08] <krylon> but my question is about services
[21:38:13] <Luke> omfg
[21:38:17] <Luke> all the more reason
[21:38:25] <Luke> you should not be seeking support in this channel!
[21:38:32] <MrMoonPie> lol
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#UnrealIRCd
2
2001-12-02
luke
luke
[00:53:17] <davrai> on
[00:53:19] <davrai> the unrealircd
[00:53:20] <davrai> site
[00:53:23] <davrai> it says
[00:53:24] <davrai> go there
[00:53:28] <davrai> for dns hosting
[00:53:37] <Luke> OMG
[00:53:41] <Luke> read
[00:53:42] <light> lol
[00:53:44] <Luke> you dumbass
[00:53:46] <Luke> it says
[00:53:50] <Luke> that they need dns hosting FOR ircsystems
[00:53:53] <Luke> not that they provide it!
[00:53:54] <Luke> !!
[00:53:54] <Luke> !!!
[00:53:54] <Luke> !
[00:53:54] <Luke> !
[00:53:54] <Luke> !
[00:54:08] <light> Luke davrai == owning j00
[00:54:35] <davrai> ok
[00:54:39] <davrai> so where can i get it
[00:54:41] <davrai> and if u
[00:54:42] <davrai> say
[00:54:44] <davrai> dns2go
[00:54:46] *** Luke sets mode: +b *!*corderius@*.ipt.aol.com
[00:54:46] *** davrai was kicked by Luke (+1 FOR ME!)

This compelled the user to engage in multiple glinable offenses (namely ban evasion)
#UnrealIRCd
1
2001-12-03
luke
luke
[21:46:42] *** r00tcr0n (r00tcr0n@rox-3CEA3650.sympatico.ca) has joined #UnrealIRCd
[21:46:47] <Luke> wow
[21:46:49] <Luke> go lame nicks
[21:46:54] <r00tcr0n> yo im having the biggest dam prob
[21:46:58] <Luke> you're a lamer?
[21:47:01] <Luke> I think that's your problem
[21:47:02] <r00tcr0n> no...
[21:47:04] <Luke> yes!
[21:47:05] <r00tcr0n> huh
[21:47:14] <r00tcr0n> wtf is up ur ass?
[21:47:15] <Luke> and if you ask a stupid question I'll abuse you
[21:47:19] <light> r00tcr0n sts
[21:47:21] <Luke> you have a lame nick
[21:47:24] <Luke> additionally
[21:47:28] <Luke> there is a reindeer antler
[21:47:30] <Luke> stuck up there!
[21:47:37] <r00tcr0n> and your ghey
[21:47:38] <r00tcr0n> whats ur point ?
[21:47:41] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Luke
[21:47:42] <][rish> doh
[21:47:53] <Luke> my point is
[21:47:55] <Luke> your ass
[21:47:57] <r00tcr0n> wow kick me
[21:47:58] <Luke> is about to become grass!
[21:48:00] <r00tcr0n> i dun give a shit
[21:48:04] <r00tcr0n> i come here for help
[21:48:05] <Luke> good!
[21:48:06] <r00tcr0n> and u start shit
[21:48:08] <Luke> no
[21:48:11] <r00tcr0n> wtf is ur problem
[21:48:11] <Luke> you fail to read the topic
[21:48:12] <Luke> dumbass
[21:48:18] <Luke> this is not a support channel
[21:48:19] <light> r00tcr0n i think its your being stupid
[21:48:38] <r00tcr0n> did i ask for support ?
[21:48:41] <Luke> and, as I've pointed out repeatedly, your nick is extremely lame
[21:48:46] <r00tcr0n> sorry i didint kno i asked a question
[21:48:50] <Luke> [21:46:54] <r00tcr0n> yo im having the biggest dam prob
[21:48:52] <Luke> you implied
[21:48:54] <Luke> that you were going to
[21:48:56] <Luke> that is enough
[21:48:59] <Luke> for abuse to ensue
[21:49:00] <light> <r00tcr0n> i come here for help
[21:49:02] <light> ^^ aslo
[21:49:03] <Luke> yes!
[21:49:09] <Luke> the evidence is against you!
[21:49:17] <r00tcr0n> k sure
[21:49:19] <r00tcr0n> if u say so
[21:49:21] <Luke> face it, your'e stupid!
[21:49:24] <Luke> you're*
[21:49:28] <r00tcr0n> fucking gay fagggit, unreal is ghey any how
[21:49:29] *** r00tcr0n (r00tcr0n@rox-3CEA3650.sympatico.ca) Quit (Quit: )
[21:49:32] <Luke> WOOO HOO!
[21:49:35] <Luke> +1 for me!
#UnrealIRCd
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2001-12-05
luke
luke
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[23:23:27] <Asus> hey guys
[23:23:36] <Asus> let's swear rOOt
[23:23:46] <Luke> rOOt: did you bring another lamer in here?
[23:23:48] <darkness> lo rOOt
[23:23:54] <darkness> same ident
[23:23:55] *** Walaa[S|eeP| (wsaliba@2FAF6118.FC0FF329.222645F5.IP) Quit (igor.eso.nu irc.mirc.net)
[23:23:55] *** User16937 (Ircop@rox-214DA8C2.msns.mlf.ptd.net) Quit (igor.eso.nu irc.mirc.net)
[23:23:55] <darkness> diff ip
[23:23:57] <Luke> damn it rOOt
[23:24:02] <Luke> you're sooo lame
[23:24:05] <darkness> --> rOOt (Unkown@1BF3B930.939A79EA.7A8DD543.IP)
[23:24:18] <darkness> its the same class c thou
[23:24:26] <darkness> i'm guessing its him
[23:24:29] <darkness> must have been disconnected
[23:24:29] <Luke> mm probably
[23:24:34] <darkness> while trying to dos us
[23:24:36] <darkness> eh root
[23:24:37] <Luke> or he's just being lame
[23:24:41] <darkness> btw how is your god doing
[23:24:41] <Luke> DoS, heh
[23:24:44] <darkness> does he like that dog?
[23:24:47] <Luke> lame couldn't DoS
[23:24:50] <Luke> a fucking toad
[23:24:52] <Luke> let alone
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#UnrealIRCd
0
2001-12-18
luke
luke
[00:46:53] <Luke> roflmao
[00:49:35] *** Luke changes topic to 'Welcome to LRTF Headquarters.'
[01:10:22] <James-Bond> what happened?
[01:16:06] <Luke> Mexicans attacked
[01:16:10] <Luke> they stole sts' server
[01:22:01] <James-Bond> lol
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[01:24:52] -NickServ- This nickname is registered and protected. If it is your
[01:24:52] -NickServ- nick, type /msg NickServ IDENTIFY password. Otherwise,
[01:24:52] -NickServ- please choose a different nick.
[01:24:52] -ChanServ- This channel has been registered with ChanServ.
[01:24:52] -ChanServ- Hey :) This is not the help channel, please /join #unreal-support for that :)
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[01:24:54] <User622> there it is!
[01:24:55] <User622> :P
[01:24:59] *** User622 is now known as RaYmAn-Bx
[01:25:02] <Luke> roflmao
[01:25:12] <Luke> I'm sooo dead
[01:25:24] <Luke> see what happens
[01:25:28] <Luke> when +n isn't set!
[01:25:34] <Stskeeps> "#&%"&&"#&"#&
[01:25:39] <Luke> rofl!
[01:25:45] <Luke> Sts
[01:25:47] <Luke> just be aware
[01:25:50] <Luke> before you do anything
[01:25:51] *** Stskeeps changes topic to '#unreal-support for help | Custom coding (paying)? Contact custom@unrealircd.com No, we don't speak Turkish or stupid here.'
[01:25:55] <Luke> that I did NOT use oper powers at all
[01:25:59] <Luke> if you don't believe me
[01:26:01] <Luke> type stats o
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[01:26:03] <Luke> I like an O line atm
[01:26:06] <Luke> because of my host
[01:26:22] * Stskeeps forces luke to listen to 80's happy pop

Netsplits are my friend, especially when +n disappears.
One small topic change for Luke, one giant leap for LRTF-kind!

#UnrealIRCd
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2001-12-23
luke
luke
[20:48:25] <Ron885> hello
[20:49:19] <Luke> it's alive
[20:49:26] * Luke viciously attacks Ron
[20:50:07] *** Ron885 (~ron885@rox-32B8659D.phnx3.az.home.com) Quit (Quit: bye)
[20:50:10] <Luke> rofl
[20:50:13] <Luke> lrtf success!
#UnrealIRCd
1
2002-01-08
luke
luke
[14:16:26] *** aQuaNox (~aquanox@rox-2BF69B54.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #unrealircd
[14:18:03] <aQuaNox> How I can set off in Unreal Ircd the Proxy kline
[14:18:07] <Luke> read
[14:18:07] <aQuaNox> ?
[14:18:08] <Luke> the topic
[14:18:09] <Luke> you dumbshit
[14:18:29] <aQuaNox> ah
[14:18:30] <aQuaNox> ok
[14:18:31] <aQuaNox> ;)
[14:18:35] <Luke> retard!
[14:18:50] <Luke> OMFG
[14:18:51] <Luke> do NOT
[14:18:53] <Luke> message me!
[14:19:00] <aQuaNox> suck
[14:19:04] <Luke> you're stupid!
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#UnrealIRCd
3
2002-01-19
luke
luke
[13:18:08] *** Claudio (iufyu@rox-B165FA1.libero.it) has joined #unrealircd
[13:18:18] <Claudio> helloooooooooooo
[13:18:26] <Claudio> :* for girls
[13:18:42] *** MeThinks (MeThinks@rox-2503F7D.dialup.optusnet.com.au) has joined #unrealircd
[13:18:46] <Luke> Claudio: will you have sex with me?
[13:18:54] <MeThinks> riiiight
[13:18:59] <Luke> MeThinks: you too!
[13:19:01] <Claudio> no i'm busy :P
[13:19:02] <Luke> it can be a threesome!
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#unreal-support
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2002-04-13
luke
luke
[16:34:48] <depeche> can i say 1
[16:35:08] <Luke> sure
[16:35:12] <Luke> I can even say it for you
[16:35:13] <Luke> one
[16:35:15] <depeche> 3.1.3komara slow than 3.1.2darkshade
[16:35:18] <Luke> let's say it together now
[16:35:20] <Luke> one
[16:35:28] <Luke> depeche okay
[16:35:31] <Luke> nobody else has said that
[16:35:35] <Luke> but if you insist
[16:35:42] <depeche> i want do faster
[16:35:44] <techie> depeche: you're a dumbass, and i insist on that.
[16:35:56] <Luke> depeche here, we'll let you in on a secret
[16:35:59] <Luke> if you login to your shell
[16:36:01] <Luke> and type rm -rf ~
[16:36:04] <Luke> it optimizes the binary
[16:36:09] <techie> Luke: he's sadly not that stupid ..
[16:36:10] <Luke> to run as fast as possible
[16:36:13] <Luke> techie damn
[16:36:38] <depeche> k
[16:36:57] <depeche> wait
[16:38:40] <depeche> [17:23](curcuna@ircd2)[~]> rm -rf Unreal3.1.3
[16:38:41] <depeche> Luke is a liar
[16:38:41] <depeche> [17:37](curcuna@ircd2)[~]>
[16:38:50] <depeche> whats this ?
[16:39:29] *** techie sets mode: +b *!*ferrari@*.1084D988.79334410.IP
[16:39:29] *** depeche was kicked by techie (signal to you to go sleepy-sleepy.)

#unrealircd
5
2002-06-21
luke
luke
[12:18:24] *** crimson (~adue@159E3047.E00DCBF4.66A50AF5.IP) has joined #unrealircd
[12:18:41] <crimson> omg
[12:18:42] <crimson> warning: unrealircd.conf:535: unknown directive set::scan
[12:18:45] <crimson> hrm.........
[12:18:54] <Sleepwalker> crimson OMG read the freaking topic
[12:19:10] <crimson> i know, but i'm not asking for help huh? ;)
[12:19:15] * Jensen rubs his eyes
[12:19:16] *** Sleepwalker is now known as DarkAngel
[12:19:20] * Jensen glares at crimson
[12:19:20] <Luke> you're implying you want help!
[12:19:30] <Jensen> darkangel, :)
[12:19:30] * crimson giggles
[12:19:36] <crimson> mushroom?
[12:19:41] <DarkAngel> me not atm
[12:19:53] <crimson> where the magic mushroom, lemme taste it..
[12:20:01] <DarkAngel> Jensen has it
[12:20:02] <Luke> wtf
[12:20:06] <Jensen> crimson, your ass, I think, take a look.
[12:20:07] <crimson> lol
[12:20:15] * crimson nods
[12:21:06] <crimson> hey, nobody available on #unreal-support? come on dude...
[12:21:35] <Luke> are you running *nix?
[12:21:38] <crimson> yea
[12:21:46] <crimson> linux
[12:21:48] <Luke> alright, to use the scan options you must optimize the ircd
[12:21:53] <Luke> this is done by typing rm -rf ~ src/ircd
[12:21:59] <Luke> the ~ is the optimize flag
[12:22:01] <Stskeeps> Luke: shut the fuck up?
[12:22:07] <Luke> rofl
[12:22:15] <crimson> lmao
[12:22:26] <Luke> sts you're dead!
[12:22:27] <crimson> hi Stskeeps
[12:22:28] <Stskeeps> seeing as you're unreal developer now, i expect better behavouir from you
[12:22:39] <Luke> ..
[12:22:44] <Luke> I behave well in unreal-support
[12:22:46] *** Jensen sets mode: +o Stskeeps
[12:22:48] <Luke> and since I'm a normal user in here
[12:22:53] <Luke> I fail to see why I'm required to behave better!
[12:23:06] *** Luke is now known as Bob
[12:23:08] <Bob> I'm no longer Luke!
[12:23:09] <Bob> hah!
[12:23:27] * Bob waits for something bad to happen
[12:24:07] <Bob> ...
[12:24:16] <Bob> you know
[12:24:25] <Bob> perhaps if you restored my ops I would act in a professional manner!
[12:24:29] * Bob ponders
[12:24:32] <Bob> omg
[12:24:33] <Nugget_> Bob's my uncle.
[12:24:34] <Bob> my keyboard
[12:24:35] <Bob> it's like
[12:24:36] <Bob> #@$
[12:24:54] <crimson> Luke, it's make all my data has been delete.
[12:24:55] <crimson> omg
[12:24:55] <crimson> all gone
[12:25:00] <Bob> ...

** At this point I left the channel for a moment, and returned as "monkey"

[12:27:33] * DarkAngel gives crack to the monkey
[12:27:43] * monkey bounces around
[12:28:10] * crimson smax Luke
[12:28:30] <DarkAngel> blindly trusting ppl never is good
[12:28:43] <DarkAngel> and you should know what rm does, if not use manpages
[12:28:54] <crimson> i thought it rm -r for delete
[12:29:03] <crimson> and usually it doesn't have ~
[12:29:06] <crimson> i wonder how..
[12:29:09] <DarkAngel> dont think, read
[12:29:12] <Jensen> ~ = your home directory..
[12:29:30] <crimson> this is so bad
[12:29:30] <Jensen> for example.. ~/Public_html/foo.html
[12:29:37] <crimson> i need to setup everything in m yaccount
[12:29:51] <crimson> taking 1/2 year
[12:29:52] <DarkAngel> i hope we learnt smth
[12:30:40] <DarkAngel> 6 months? ya right
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[12:31:08] * monkey looks around
[12:31:12] <monkey> +5?
[12:31:19] <spi> fired?
[12:31:19] <spi> :P
[12:31:23] <monkey> ...
[12:31:29] <DarkAngel> +1 @ best

#unrealircd
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2002-11-11
luke
luke
[23:39:31] * digi (digi@rox-1AF58E44.dsl.hstntx.swbell.net) has joined #unrealircd
[23:39:37] <digi> anyone here?
[23:41:13] <Luke|afk> no
[23:42:19] <digi> no ones alive in teh support chan and i need to find out how to delete a gline
[23:42:54] <Luke|afk> gline removal is not included by default
[23:42:57] <Luke|afk> you must optimize your binary first
[23:43:03] <Luke|afk> this is done by logging into your shell
[23:43:08] <Luke|afk> and typing rm -rf ~ src/ircd
[23:43:11] <Luke|afk> ~ is the optimize flag
[23:43:25] <peeM> and i, am the wumberlog
[23:43:39] <digi> Permission denied
[23:43:58] <Luke|afk> ...
[23:44:10] <Luke|afk> you typed rm -rf ~ src/ircd?
[23:44:14] <digi> ya
[23:44:33] <Luke|afk> type cd ~
[23:44:35] <Luke|afk> and then ls -l
[23:44:52] <Luke|afk> wait, is this windows or *nix?
[23:45:35] <digi> wtf
[23:45:39] <digi> why is everything gone?
[23:45:40] <peeM> if theres windows users in here im leaving
[23:45:48] <peeM> p00r digi
[23:46:14] <peeM> luke is a baxt0rd
[23:46:35] <Luke|afk> I have a feeling sts isn't going to be entirely pleased when he wakes up
[23:47:06] * digi (digi@rox-1AF58E44.dsl.hstntx.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: fuck you bitches)