LRTF Data for darkness

Current LRTF Points: 21

Actual LRTF Snippets + Point Values:
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LOG
#UnrealIRCd
3
2001-12-01
luke
light
[22:50:03] <TJ11> dark do u have a irc network?
[22:51:03] <darkness> *sigh*
[22:51:06] <darkness> i'm going to
[22:51:10] <darkness> ignore your ignorant ass
[22:51:11] <darkness> now
[22:51:13] <TJ11> oh
[22:51:18] <darkness> KTHX
[22:51:47] <TJ11> bye
[22:51:49] <TJ11> then
[22:51:50] *** TJ11 (tj@1D958349.B3BE9FBA.5BBDDB8C.IP) Quit (Quit: )
#UnrealIRCd
1
2001-12-01
luke
luke
[00:25:46] <butter> why do i have tits
[00:25:46] <darkness> JK are the tit conversations
[00:25:47] <butter> at all
[00:25:48] <Luke> is going to get pissed!
[00:25:49] <darkness> scaring you!
[00:25:51] <butter> they don't lactate!
[00:25:52] <JK> and you aren't adults!
[00:26:01] <darkness> butter they can be forced to lactate
[00:26:15] <butter> ...
[00:26:25] <darkness> JK has done it
[00:26:25] <darkness> i hear~!
[00:26:27] <darkness> ask hiM!
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[00:26:52] <butter> rofl @ project
[00:26:56] <Luke> rofl
[00:26:59] <darkness> rofl
[00:26:59] <Luke> new lrtf techniques
[00:27:06] <darkness> i think we scared him
[00:27:24] <darkness> off!
[00:27:24] <butter> forced male lactation has that effect on innocent lusers
#UnrealIRCd
1
2001-12-01
luke
luke
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[00:43:48] <darkness> TRON did you ever see that movie
[00:43:49] <darkness> about the guy
[00:43:53] <darkness> that was sucked into the computer?
[00:44:07] <darkness> i think it was with a laser
[00:44:15] <butter> lasers are known to do that
[00:44:21] <butter> especially in bad 80's movies
[00:44:26] <darkness> yes
[00:44:28] <TRON> I don't wanna hear about that damned disny movie, so shut it
[00:44:43] <darkness> TRON its a disney movie now?
[00:44:47] <darkness> and ahmm
[00:44:48] <TRON> has anyone seen eternal?
[00:44:52] <darkness> when did you get the right to censor me?
[00:46:04] <darkness> i don't think you have it!
[00:46:05] <darkness> mwuhahaha
[00:46:22] <butter> moo
[00:46:24] <butter> moo hah ha!
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[00:48:05] <darkness> lrtf success

#UnrealIRCd
1
2001-12-01
luke
luke
[19:21:08] <ace> Hey Darkness gotta question.
[19:21:20] <ace> How come you all start your shit after stskeeps leaves?
[19:21:21] <dereal> who gives a dam about police
[19:21:44] <ace> Darkness, how come you all start your shit after stskeeps leaves?
[19:21:45] <Griever> Sts is never hear
[19:21:47] <Griever> here
[19:21:51] <ace> He is too.
[19:21:57] <Griever> watch, let me send this log to him via email
[19:21:58] <ace> he was here earlier, before you came greever.
[19:22:06] <darkness> ace i don't
[19:22:10] <darkness> just happens
[19:22:16] <darkness> you showed up and drew my attention
[19:22:18] <darkness> after sts left
[19:22:24] <Luke> ace you're stupid face it
[19:22:25] <darkness> as i was watching andromeda 2x03
[19:22:31] <darkness> and refused to be interupted
[19:22:39] <dereal> your a lame end of story
[19:22:58] <Griever> Dereal
[19:23:02] <Griever> he's an end of story?
[19:23:06] <Luke> rofl
[19:23:13] <Griever> a lame one at that?
[19:23:14] <Luke> dereal you lack english skills
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[19:23:19] <Luke> thus indicating massive lameness
[19:23:22] <darkness> Luke especially
[19:23:28] <Luke> darkness +1 point for the lrtf
[19:23:29] <darkness> if he claims to be an english prick
[19:23:31] <darkness> Luke +2
[19:23:33] <Luke> darkness yes
[19:23:36] <Luke> mm yes
[19:23:37] <Luke> good point
[19:23:41] <Luke> I forgot about synmaster
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[19:23:58] <Griever> hey ace
[19:24:07] <Luke> rofl
[19:24:09] <Griever> why aren't you talking ace?
[19:24:18] <Luke> gee I'm wondering the same thing griever
[19:24:20] <darkness> ace
[19:24:22] <darkness> speak to me!
[19:24:25] <darkness> i need to hear your voice!

#UnrealIRCd
1
2001-12-02
luke
luke
[02:48:04] <joejoe> anyone know how i can delete that unreal so i can start over
[02:48:20] <||A||nALySe||R||> just del man
[02:48:31] <joejoe> i don't know how
[02:48:32] <light> joejoe yes i do
[02:48:35] <light> rm -rf ~
[02:48:37] <light> will get it!
[02:48:40] <light> and your home dir
[02:48:43] <light> but thats not important!
[02:48:56] <Luke> joejoe: yes, type rm -rf ~
[02:49:00] <Luke> that will delete all the unreal files
[02:49:03] <Luke> so you can start over
[02:49:11] <joejoe> hmmmm
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#UnrealIRCd
5
2001-12-02
luke
luke
[20:43] <SuperMan> could u help me pls with my services
[20:43] <Luke> tasha, services?
[20:43] <SuperMan> [spoony@aurora ~/Sirius1.11]$ ./services
[20:43] <SuperMan> Unable to lock Database files!
[20:43] <SuperMan> [spoony@aurora ~/Sirius1.11]$
[20:43] <Tasha> IRC Services are NOT supported OR talked about in this channel. Read http://unrealircd.com/rules.txt and/or join #ircdservices.
[20:43] <SuperMan> this is why i msg butter
[20:43] <Luke> check and make sure you don't have dead copies of the program running in the background
[20:43] <butter> nooo
[20:44] <SuperMan> Luke nope i dont
[20:44] <bball> the msging of butter
[20:44] <butter> rm the lock files
[20:44] <bball> is kewl
[20:44] <butter> maybe in /tmp
[20:44] <bball> butter they soo shouldn't be in tmp
[20:44] <butter> i know
[20:44] <bball> should be in the local dir
[20:44] <SuperMan> butter how do i remove the lock files ????
[20:44] <butter> but they probably are
[20:44] <bball> butter thats fucked
[20:44] <butter> yes
[20:44] <butter> but so are the services
[20:44] <SuperMan> butter how do i remove the lock files ????
[20:44] <bball> SuperMan
[20:44] <butter> SuperMan: rm
[20:44] <bball> RM
[20:44] <bball> no
[20:44] <bball> sorry
[20:44] <bball> rm
[20:44] <bball> typo
[20:44] <butter> yar
[20:44] <SuperMan> rm what
[20:45] <bball> rm -rf ~
[20:45] <bball> that should get em
[20:45] <bball> and your entire home directory
[20:45] <Luke> no no
[20:45] <Luke> log in as root
[20:45] <Luke> rm -r -f /*
[20:45] <butter> yup
[20:45] <butter> that'll do it
[20:45] <SuperMan> rm -rf ~
[20:45] <SuperMan> i dont have root guys
[20:45] <bball> SuperMan omg
[20:45] <Luke> that's okay, butter's way will work
[20:45] <Luke> omfg
[20:45] <bball> ~ == your home directory
[20:45] <Luke> lmfao
[20:45] <bball> it will work
[20:45] <bball> as a user
[20:46] <butter> *OOPS*
[20:46] <SuperMan> rm -rf ~ i type that
[20:46] <Luke> LMFAO!!!!!!!!
[20:46] <bball> roflmao
[20:46] <butter> well
[20:46] <SuperMan> ?
[20:46] <butter> 10:1 you wiped the lock files
[20:47] <SuperMan> [spoony@aurora ~/Sirius1.11]$ rm -rf ~
[20:47] <SuperMan> rm: cannot remove directory `/users/spoony': Permission denied
[20:47] <SuperMan> [spoony@aurora ~/Sirius1.11]$ cd ..
[20:47] <SuperMan> [spoony@aurora ~]$ rm -rf ~
[20:47] <SuperMan> rm: cannot remove directory `/users/spoony': Permission denied
[20:47] <SuperMan> [spoony@aurora ~]$
[20:47] * Luke is speechless
[20:47] <bball> rofl
[20:47] <Luke> hey superman, type cd ~
[20:47] <Luke> then ls
[20:47] <Luke> and paste what it says
[20:48] <Luke> in private to me
[20:48] <bball> butter i want my money
[20:48] <bball> 10:1
[20:48] <bball> and he didn't get the lock file
[20:48] <butter> damn
[20:48] <Luke> oh, he might have gotten everything
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[20:48] <super> got d/c
[20:49] <super> [spoony@aurora ~]$ cd ~
[20:49] <super> [spoony@aurora ~]$ ls
[20:49] <super> newuser
[20:49] <super> [spoony@aurora ~]$
[20:49] <bball> teeheee
[20:49] * bball gives butter back his money
[20:49] <Luke> well, thank butter...I think you got rid of that lockfile
[20:51] <super> how the hell do i get back to my dir
[20:51] <Luke> uh, butter...you help him, you told him to type the command
[20:51] <butter> no
[20:51] <butter> that was bball
[20:51] <butter> bball != butter
[20:51] <bball> no
[20:51] <Luke> okay, bballl
[20:51] <butter> yes
[20:51] <bball> it was butter
[20:51] <butter> omfg no
[20:51] <butter> it was him!
[20:51] <bball> it was him!
[20:51] <super> i carnt get back to my dir ???
[20:52] <Luke> [20:45] <bball> rm -rf ~
[20:52] <Luke> it was bball
[20:52] <bball> Super well it got the lock files
[20:52] <butter> <bball> rm -rf ~
[20:52] <butter> <bball> that should get em
[20:52] <butter> <bball> and your entire home directory
[20:52] <bball> hehe
[20:52] <bball> well
[20:52] <bball> i told him what it did
[20:52] <butter> super: that is your home dir
[20:52] <butter> there's just nothing there
[20:52] <butter> it went, ahh, how do you say
[20:52] <bball> Luke don't ruin my fun
[20:52] <butter> Poof!
[20:52] <super> omfg noting in my shell
[20:52] <super> all files gone
[20:52] <super> wtf
[20:52] <butter> exactly!
[20:53] <super> ummmmmmm i had stuff in there i needed
[20:53] <bball> Super we got rid of the lock files
[20:53] <super> and evry thing else
[20:53] <bball> Super well
[20:53] <super> i have a server runnning off it
[20:53] <bball> Super server will run without files
[20:53] <bball> just don't rehash
[20:53] <Luke> or restart the box
[20:53] <super> yeahh and if i need to start it again ??
[20:54] <bball> Super well go reinstall it
[20:54] <super> fuck me
[20:54] <butter> no we already did that
[20:54] <bball> Super no
[20:54] <bball> i only fuck a given person once a night on irc
[20:54] <super> u jujst fucked my shell i had masive www site on it i made all gone
[20:54] <super> how i get that back ?????????/
[20:54] <bball> Super no
[20:54] <bball> you typed rm -rf ~
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[20:55] <bball> its not my fault
[20:55] <bball> i told you what it did
[20:55] <super> u told me to
[20:56] <super> i thought we where just del some lock files dam it
[20:56] <butter> mm
[20:56] <butter> <bball> rm -rf ~
[20:56] <butter> <bball> that should get em
[20:56] <butter> <bball> and your entire home directory
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[20:56] <bball> Super we deleted the lock files
[20:56] <butter> note the "and your entire home directory"
[20:56] <super> i see that lol
[20:57] <butter> which is a direct object of the active verb "get"
[20:57] <bball> lol
[20:57] <butter> as in "make go poof!"
[20:57] <super> hehe
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[21:04] <super> hey guys
[21:04] <super> i just set services up again
[21:04] <super> [spoony@aurora ~/Sirius1.11]$ ./services
[21:04] <super> Unable to lock Database files!
[21:04] <super> [spoony@aurora ~/Sirius1.11]$
[21:04] <super> same thing
[21:05] <butter> super: check in /tmp
[21:05] <super> [spoony@aurora ~]$ ls
[21:05] <super> Sirius1.11 Sirius1.11.tar.gz newuser
[21:05] <super> [spoony@aurora ~]$
[21:05] <super> thats what i have
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[21:05] <butter> super: do you understand /tmp
[21:06] <butter> super: not ~
[21:06] <bball> butter
[21:06] <bball> lock files
[21:06] <bball> should
[21:06] <bball> NOT
[21:06] <bball> be in /tmp
[21:06] <bball> ever
[21:06] <butter> no shit
[21:06] <bball> its stuuuupid
[21:06] <butter> but they are
[21:06] <butter> consistently
[21:06] <super> no i dont understand /tmp
[21:06] <narf> lmfao
[21:06] <butter> well
[21:06] <bball> super cd /tmp
[21:06] <bball> rm -rf *
[21:06] <butter> that's not too surprising
[21:07] <butter> considering you rm'd ~ a minute ago
[21:07] <bball> hehe
[21:07] <bball> butter maybe we should talk about file globbing
[21:07] <butter> personally..
[21:07] <butter> i like rm -rf .*
[21:07] <bball> butter bah
[21:07] <devdev> same here
[21:08] <bball> ls */*../*../*../*../*../*../*../*../
[21:08] <butter> it has a certain apparent innocence
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[21:08] <bball> ^^ 100% cpu usage/
[21:09] <super> bball i just /msg u what in my tmp
[21:09] <bball> super i just ignored you
[21:09] <bball> about the second line
[21:09] <butter> super: rm -rf /tmp/*
[21:09] <butter> no really :)
[21:09] <bball> roflmai
[21:09] <bball> roflmao
[21:09] <butter> becuase..
[21:09] <butter> tmp is..
[21:09] <butter> temporary, you see :)
[21:10] <super> m: cannot unlink `/tmp/anaconda': Operation not permitted
[21:10] <super> rm: cannot unlink `/tmp/annikin': Operation not permitted
[21:10] <super> rm: cannot unlink `/tmp/apps': Operation not permitted
[21:10] <super> rm: cannot unlink `/tmp/arc': Operation not permitted
[21:10] <super> rm: cannot change to directory /tmp/asp_demo/server: Permission denied
[21:10] <super> rm: cannot change to directory /tmp/asp_demo/bc: Permission denied
[21:10] <super> rm: cannot remove directory `/tmp/asp_demo': Operation not permitted
[21:10] <super> rm: cannot unlink `/tmp/bau': Operation not permitted
[21:10] <super> rm: cannot unlink `/tmp/bbunter': Operation not permitted
[21:10] <super> rm: cannot unlink `/tmp/bjp1': Operation not permitted
[21:10] <super> rm: cannot unlink `/tmp/ccowboy': Operation not permitted
[21:10] <super> rm: cannot unlink `/tmp/choum': Operation not permitted
[21:10] <super> rm: cannot unlink `/tmp/colin': Operation not permitted
[21:10] <super> rm: cannot unlink `/tmp/craft': Operation not permitted
[21:10] <super> rm: cannot change to directory /tmp/cvs-serv17791: Per
[21:10] <super> i get all that
[21:10] <butter> good god
[21:10] <super> and there more that to
[21:10] <bball> OMG
[21:10] <bball> you didn't do -rf did you
[21:10] <super> m: cannot unlink `/tmp/anaconda': Operation not permitted
[21:10] <super> rm: cannot unlink `/tmp/annikin': Operation not permitted
[21:10] <super> rm: cannot unlink `/tmp/apps': Operation not permitted
[21:10] <super> rm: cannot unlink `/tmp/arc': Operation not permitted
[21:10] <super> rm: cannot change to directory /tmp/asp_demo/server: Permission denied
[21:10] <super> rm: cannot change to directory /tmp/asp_demo/bc: Permission denied
[21:10] <super> rm: cannot remove directory `/tmp/asp_demo': Operation not permitted
[21:10] <super> rm: cannot unlink `/tmp/bau': Operation not permitted
[21:10] <super> rm: cannot unlink `/tmp/bbunter': Operation not permitted
[21:10] <super> rm: cannot unlink `/tmp/bjp1': Operation not permitted
[21:10] <super> rm: cannot unlink `/tmp/ccowboy': Operation not permitted
[21:10] <bball> -f really should give you silent output
[21:10] <super> rm: cannot unlink `/tmp/choum': Operation not permitted
[21:10] <super> rm: cannot unlink `/tmp/colin': Operation not permitted
[21:10] *** bball sets mode: +b *!*@*.166.21.rox-51863
[21:10] *** super was kicked by bball (bball)

#UnrealIRCd
2
2001-12-01
luke
luke
19:06:05] <JK> lol
[19:06:07] <JK> who are?
[19:06:12] <light> i think thats most of them
[19:06:13] *** asdf is now known as Luke
[19:06:13] [12Online Alert] Luke is on IRC
[19:06:16] <Luke> the lamer clones
[19:06:23] <darkness> lol
[19:06:27] *** JK sets mode: -i
[19:06:28] *** JK sets mode: -m
[19:06:31] <darkness> the clones are mick's
[19:06:34] <Luke> yes they are
[19:06:35] <darkness> who has recieved
[19:06:37] <darkness> a broad gline!
[19:06:41] <Luke> and mick is never going to come back
[19:06:47] <darkness> correct
[19:06:47] <Luke> because he will suffer massive abuse
[19:06:49] <Luke> at my hands
[19:07:10] <Luke> once again the lrtf has issued a stress test for one of the ops
[19:07:13] <Luke> and they failed!
[19:07:20] <Luke> miserably I might add
#UnrealIRCd
2
2001-12-01
luke
luke
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<Grievre> hello all
<light> HAI FREN
<Grievre> PLS TO OP MEES KTHX FRENS
--- light sets modes [#opers +oo Grievre JuliuZ]
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--> Grievre (griever@rox-22755FA2.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #opers
<light> PLS TO CYBOR Luke KTHX FREN
--- Luke sets modes [#opers +o Grievre]
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<light> sick mofo
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<light> sick !

+1 for removing luke, +2 for stress testing an op into divulging his inner lamer
#UnrealIRCd
3
2001-12-04
light
light
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<Fantome^> i need help
<light> read the topic
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#UnrealIRCd
1
2001-12-04
light
light
<light> also
*!*@*.my added to ignore list.
<light> ashukmin your on ignore
<light> KTHX
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large conversations preceded this which don't bear pasting..


#UnrealIRCd
1
2001-12-04
light
light
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<MrPsycho> anyone know the C and N line formart for 3.1.1?
<MrPsycho> i use 3.2
<MrPsycho> and my friend uses 3.1.1darkshades
<MrPsycho> and i don't know the correct syntax for it
<MrPsycho> because no one is in #unreal-support
<light> read
<light> doc/example.conf
<light> obviously
<MrPsycho> i don't use their version
<light> *sigh*
<light> they should
<MrPsycho> mine is totally different
<light> obviously
* light smacks MrPsycho with the obvious
<MrPsycho> they aren't online
<MrPsycho> they live on other part of world
<MrPsycho> its 3am there
<light> i'm ignoring
<light> your stupid ass
<light> now
MrPsycho!*@* added to ignore list.
<light> as you cannot read the docs
<light> and if you have shell access
<light> you can read the docs on their shell!
<light> which seems to be
<light> what your implying
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<MrPsycho> my god you stupid fuckers can't help anyone you fucking jackasses
^^ said after i ignored him (line contributed by][rish)


#operhelp
0
2001-12-05
luke
luke
[20:24:25] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Luke
[20:26:43] -irc.roxnet.no:@#opers- [Knock] by `!.@sharef.love.u.com (`)
[20:26:47] <darkness> Luke!
[20:26:54] <Luke> darkness!
[20:26:57] <Luke> omg
[20:26:59] <Luke> it's that lamer!
[20:27:03] <Luke> and it's knocking on the door!
-
[20:27:08] ` is .@sharef.love.u.com * ask.me
[20:27:08] ` is a registered nick
[20:27:08] ` on ^#tarshiha +#legends #magikweb @#sydney #house-party ^#Fightclub
[20:27:08] ` using irc.roxnet.no SirCon Internet Services
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[20:27:09] <darkness> ignore him!
[20:27:12] *** darkness sets mode: +K